Who cares about a Kids Brain when they have Six Senses in Thailand

The National News Bureau of Thailand has provided us with another deep insight into Thainess, "Expert: Tablet PCs slow brain development in children". I knew all along it
was a Thai Rak Thai v3.1 plot to ensure
future voters. But when this expert goes on to say "The expert stated that children under 12 have to be exposed to as many different environments as possible so they can use all of their six senses."
I knew exactly what to do with  the Bog Blog. What better place for all the shit the Thai Government puts defecates on a daily, if not hourly basis.
And in my humble opinion they have misspelled expert, it should be spelled exspurt. An ex is a has been and a srurt is a drip under pressure.